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Alien Abductions and Other Interesting Stories

July 7, 2011

I was abducted by aliens Last Friday a guy came in for food. While he waited for it, I tried to engage him in some kind of spiritual conversation. Next thing, his partner said: “He reckons he was abducted by aliens and they planted a microchip in him!” We then got on to truth and he said “No, I don’t tell lies”. Next thing, our supervisor came in, queried his voucher, and – what do you know?? – it turns out he had doctored his voucher and added two more people to what was a voucher for one. So much for not telling lies!

A young lad came in afterwards, spotted my Evangecube on the table and picked it up. I told hm it tells a story and asked did he want to see it in action? He did, so I took him through the gospel. Afterwards, I offered him a Luke’s gospel and he agreed to take it away and look at it.